Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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