Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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