Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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