Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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