For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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