It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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