I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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