there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
