no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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