What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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