I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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