So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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