Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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