i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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