I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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