i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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