he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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