and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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