I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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