Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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