At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The power of my boobs compel you
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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