Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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