Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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