I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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