My balls are so social today.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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