I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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