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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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