Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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