I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Four minutes until I can fart!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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