I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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