Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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