just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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