hotel room ftw
The maid of honor just puked.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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