Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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