Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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