I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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