this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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