They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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