We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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