i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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