doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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