So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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