Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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