It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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