I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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