Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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