I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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