wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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