Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
even my farts smell like vagina
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
