You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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