It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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