Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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