i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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