the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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